Guys and their "toasting" tactics 2

   In my last post, I was outlining the different kinda guys and the common ways guys woo girls.
For this post i think I'm just gonna narrow the focus of my writeup to happenings in my prestigious school,   the University of Lagos, the institution of first choice and the nation's pride!
Due to the general hyping of the school,
much is usually expected from this institution but then the happenings inside of the school is something else entirely.
  Referring to a video that went viral on the social media recently, where students of other higher institutions were asked where the  'cheapest'  gals could be found and everyone was replying , "unilag" . That was so embarrassing to me cos all my beefing friends always refer to the video at the slightest chance. But jokes apart, unilag gals why???????????????? 😢 .For crying out loud, Gala and La Casera! Seriously?????!!!!!

    Back to the issue of guys approaching gals, I think most gals would agree that the most annoying 'toasters' are those ones that see you on the street and they just start following you like evil spirit. it's infuriating! There was even this time that a guy entered a bus with me to a place that was not his own destination just because he wanted to collect my phone number and of course, he left empty handed. Can you just imagine the time and transport fare he wasted.
  The funny part about these guys way of toasting is that some of them would just call the gal's attention on the street and the next thing the guy will tell the gal is that he loves her. WTF! For God's sake you just saw her, you don't even know if she's one crazy serial killer🔪 or has one terminal or transmittable disease!💉💊 Why do you guys behave like this ????

  Ehn hen........ There's this last group of guys I've not talked about. it's the grammarians,the intellectual showoffs .... You walk up to a gal and start speaking in terms that are only used by professionals like lawyers. For the love of Christ......just speak what we understand.Do you honestly believe you can actually impress gals with your big big English. Well I do not blame you guys, You must be sounding quite brilliant to less intelligent minds.
  My dear ladies, wise up , to the games these (cute, handsome and sometimes outright ugly) guys are playing with our hearts. It's not that all guys behave in the same manner but next time you begin to trip for that cute guy, follow your heart but take your brain along with you. Because it could be devastating to find out that instead of being the main course, you are probably an appetizer☕ , dessert🍔 or worst still a side dish🍝